mr. monkeybottoms ([info]mrmonkeybottoms) wrote,
@ 2008-03-26 00:06:00
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Luxury Cookies


So, a while ago I was having a craving for something yummy. I was in Shopper's Drug Mart picking up a few things and I saw these:





Fresh baked goodness!

Oohh! Luxury Cookies! Why, they looked positively luxurious! I love me a yummy cookie and these promised to deliver so I snatched them up. Mmm! I couldn't wait to sink my greedy teeth into one of these chewy mouth orgasms!

But imagine my disappointment when I opened up the package to find this staring at me. MOCKING ME:



WTF, Luxury Cookie people? WTF?

I looked back at the package image, then over to the broken, crumbly, dry crapfest I was currently holding in my lap. Surely there was some mistake down at the Luxury Cookie Factory that day because they couldn't possibly have the gall to use the word luxury anywhere near these pieces of sawdust.  Thanks for nothing.

Yeah, so, they sucked and I was bitter.

The End.

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[info]diachrony
2008-03-26 07:01 am UTC (link)
I'd be bitter, too!

Note for the future: if the package has to tell you in big bold font that the cookies are "Luxury" cookies, this is a giveaway that they are sawdust.

::speaks from bitter experience::

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[info]petzipellepingo
2008-03-26 07:53 am UTC (link)
See! You should have stuck with Dare cookies, those are killers. Especially the maple ones...

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Check packet for lots of real butter in content
[info]selinde2
2008-03-26 09:08 am UTC (link)
And then be careful not to sit on them at any point on your journey home. This leaves butter marks on the upholstery. As pictured? Not such a big risk. Luxury, meh...

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[info]pjgale
2008-03-26 09:37 am UTC (link)
Bugger, that's disappointing. It's like the way fast food never matches the poster pics!

(: PJ

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[info]tothestacks
2008-03-26 01:24 pm UTC (link)
That's just not right. I'd sue those bastards if I were you!

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[info]rednekkid
2008-03-26 01:46 pm UTC (link)
http://funtasticus.com/20080324/advertising-vs-reality-a-product-comparison-project/

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[info]drewsilla
2008-04-01 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I've had most of the snacks listed in that list, and yeah, alot do suck, except for anything made by Kinder or the Ritter Sports bars. I loved that stuff so much!!!

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[info]mere_ubu
2008-03-26 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Well, that's just sad. They look so very unluxurious that you're probably lucky they didn't have mealy bugs in them, too.

::hands you virtual Toll House cookie::

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[info]lil_fatty
2008-03-26 03:34 pm UTC (link)
That's why I like to stick to stuff like THIS:



...A bit over promising, but amusing at the same time.

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[info]cordykitten
2008-03-26 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Not luxury at all, your cookies...
How did you loose your Lost com? If you're still a member you should find it at the 'manage friends' page. If you defriended the com you should check for LJ interest. Can't help otherwise...

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[info]psubrat
2008-03-27 12:49 am UTC (link)
I would have been bitter too if I was promised something so delicious on the cover but only found.......crap inside.

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[info]pastelstar
2008-03-27 04:24 am UTC (link)
LOL! Don't buy cookies at Shoppers. No matter how many optimum points they throw at you.

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[info]stars_of_tears
2008-10-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
Hi! Just wanted to tell you I fell in love with your icons, so I friended you *grins* I hope you don't mind.

*hugs* I'm really really sorry about the cookies :( Life sucks so much sometimes, and is so unfair...

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